February 2012
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ihopericksantorum:
i hope Rick Santorum is walking his dog but his dog poops an extra time and he doesn’t have any bags left and lots of people are watching.
Is this the best new tumblr, or the Best New Tumblr?
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ourpresidents:
On Leap Day 1968, 13 men were trapped in an elevator at the Pentagon. One of them was President Lyndon B. Johnson. Here’s what happened next.
There are very few things that I don’t love about LBJ, and almost all of them are Vietnam.
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“Romney won Mackinac County by 1 vote. 667 votes to Santorum’s, wait for it, 666...”
– @chucktodd (via brooklynmutt)
This is a beautiful thing.
Watchafternoonsnoozebutton:
joshishollywood:
Josh, I don’t want to know what kind of nightmarish digging you have to do to find these videos, but I salute you.
Sometimes I think I’m living in a nightmare version of reality. Stuff like this only confuses me more.
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"Black History Month - 11 Blacks Who Kill It In... →
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ross6505:
This is literally one of the most pathetic articles I’ve ever even attempted to read. Who gives a shit about the colour of someone’s skin? It’s practically singling out people in some weird form of Affirmative Action/Reverse racism but it isn’t called on because it’s some how treated as a “positive” thing. Rage.
Actually, I think the article is a great idea, because...
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salesonfilm:
What if, as a society, we all just decided to adopt the Scorsese drinking game and that, if you’re at a bar or a party and anyone yells “SCORSESE!” everyone takes a shot.
That’s a world I’d like to live in.
And now I officially live in this world.
celluloidlove:
Adam Sandler is slowly letting pieces of himself out in his movies?
I guess he’s starting with his turds.
Nonono. Adam Sandler IS turds.
Guys, they were talking about penises!
Butbutbut Maya said that they weren’t! So it’s not, right?
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Live feed of Leonardo DiCaprio watching the Oscars →
joiesdevivre:
Commercial: Are you ready to go back to Titanic?
Me: No.
Dear White People,
queen-of-everything:
Next time you think “Hey, wouldn’t it be funny if I put on black face and pretended to be a black celebrity?” just remember that the answer is “No, you racist fool.”
I'll tell you what's not going to win an award for...
Query: have the Oscars ever not had sound issues?
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Yes, you've got a very cool and hip orchestra...
joetheblogger:
now please turn them the fuck down by like 5 notches
BUT THEY ARE REALLY COOL AND HIP YOU CLEARLY DON’T UNDERSTAND ALSO HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING NEW UP AND COMING COMEDIAN BILLY CRYSTAL.
I would also remind anyone, per that last post,...
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pureblood-:
Harry Potter is like the Leonardo Dicaprio of the Oscars.
They aren’t yet worthy of being awarded?
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I guess the Academy's overarching message this...
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Are they gonna lump all the nerd awards at the...
joetheblogger:
These aren’t really the nerd awards, the hardcore nerd awards have their own award show. You’ll see it as a montage about halfway through.
In my defense, I was making a joke. I know about the tech awards, how they’re the real nerd awards, and how those were given out already.
Are they gonna lump all the nerd awards at the...
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kitty-to-karen:
What is with the singing! Is this the parade at the Magic Kingdom? Stop!
Dear Billy Crystal:
Black face is fucked up. Just don’t.
Love,
Everybody
AAAAANNNDDDD I'm already tired of silent movie...
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Here’s a courtesy reminder that I usually liveblog awards shows. So if talk of famous white people on your dash upsets you, maybe you should make whatever accommodations you think are appropriate.
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dandeliontree started following you
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Watchbadtvblog:
The only tribute that matters.
Flipping beautiful.
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I’m really not coping well with how I want to do all of the things in the abstract, but don’t want to do anything in the specific.
sanctimonypony asked: This is probably kind of way after the fact but how was your D.C. trip?
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oirolos replied to your post: I’m not saying that I feel like I’ve been waiting all night for the Chinese food that I ordered to get to my apartment
I just got the macaroni and cheese I ordered two hours ago, so this feels really relevant to my life.
God, two hours? I’m pretty sure if I had to wait that long, everyone would have died. And by that I mean my roommate would have...
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nedhepburn:
Jeff Buckley Hallelujah
The...
I'm not saying that I feel like I've been waiting...
But I am saying that I should have taken care of my hunger situation a little earlier than I did. And that if it isn’t good that I might Hulk out.
I'm still trippin that Sec. of Education Arne...
dharrison:
Homie got some pointers from Obama and watching the CPS kids all those years when he was running it haha….
Don’t sleep on Arne Duncan and basketball. He was co-captain at Harvard in college, and played professionally in Australia for a while.
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Yo, why didn't anybody tell me that Iceland is on... →
