My new gig is dope as shit. It’s hard, if only because our department is super small and there’s a fuckload of things that we have to do to stand it up, but still pretty dope. Austin is also dope as shit, although I could do without having to drive everywhere and how it’s always a thousand degrees out. Uhhh if you live in Austin we should hang out. Shoot me an ask and...
Today is a pain in the ass.
You know the grocery bag skit from Portlandia?
Yeah that just happened to me forrealsies.
I already love Austin
captainrobocop: I’ve been in town for literally 10 minutes and the first person I interacted with noticed my x-men button and wanted to talk comics. Perfect. Also I randomly stopped at a bbq place just driving around and it was awesome. It’s like I died and am living in my ideal pocket universe.
I already love Austin
I’ve been in town for literally 10 minutes and the first person I interacted with noticed my x-men button and wanted to talk comics. Perfect.
Little Rock is making a great play for the “Worst American City” title right now.
I went to my mom’s school to say goodbye to her kids and they made me a card and I wept harder than I have in a long time because everybody’s being so supportive of my new adventure and I can’t handle it.
New Blog Post!
campaignsick: I talk about what to say and what NOT to say to your friend or family member who works on campaigns. Feel free to tactfully forward to your friends and family. :) http://campaignsick.blogspot.com/2013/05/sht-non-campaign-people-say.html Y’all know that I gave up being tactful for New Years in 1999.
fwarg replied to your photo: Im sharing this picture of myself because Im… its the best UNPHOTOSHOPPED photograph of you in history
Thanks for all the support, dudes. I’m really much more excited about this new adventure doing my deal for these guys than I know how to express. But I’m really gonna miss proper pizza. And hot dogs. And beefs.
ishouldknowthis replied to your post: Remember yesterday when I said I had news? Employment!! Austin! BREAKFAST BURRITOS! BREAKFAST BURRITOS!
Remember yesterday when I said I had news?
Well here it is: I got a job! I’m moving to Austin! There should probably be another sentence here but that’s all I have.
talking about race on the internet
Marco: Well, Debbie thinks this is all about her biological clock.
Stormy: She stopped screaming enough to tell you that?
Marco: No no no no, the other Debbie. Debbie the teacher.
Stormy: Oh, you mean... black Debbie.
Sparks: Woah woah woah, why is she... black Debbie?
Stormy: Not in a bad way, it's just to tell them apart because she's... black.
Sparks: Well, why don't you call her Debbie, and call the other one... white Debbie.
Stormy: White Debbie? That's stupid! I know she's white.
Marco: Then why do you call the other Debbie "black Debbie?" You know she's black!
Stormy: Hey, first off, I really don't think we should be talking about this in front of Dr. Quinn.
Quinn: Listen man, you're missing the point. What if everybody went around calling you "white Stormy?"
Stormy: You mean there's a black Stormy?
Quinn: ... No.
stelmarias: the only acceptable reason to hate pepper potts is because you love pepper potts too much
ULTRA DOPE NEWS COMING SOON.
fartrickstump: do u ever care about something for like three seconds
Racism is not merely a simplistic hatred. It is, more often, broad sympathy...– Fear of a Black President - Ta-Nehisi Coates - The Atlantic (via brooklynmutt) If you didn’t read this in August, it’s never too late…
Occupy Chicago is back and I can’t figure out why.
I want to liveblog the worst explanation of the World Wars I’ve ever heard but it hurts my heart.
if you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me...
That time when you ask yourself why you just did that even though you totally know the answer and it’s a valid one but still why.
Oh btw Iron Man 3 was a good time.